Fans Are Angry As Nintendo Removes Mario’s Buttocks From The Direct Announcement

Fans of Nintendo’s products are furious about the company’s decision to include Super Mario’s trademark “thicc” buttocks from the promotional materials for the new Super Mario adaption. The Japanese video game developer has scheduled a fresh Direct for this coming Thursday, and it will center on the upcoming Mario movie.

The poster for the 2023 film included the castle of Princess Peach, mushrooms, and other elements associated with Nintendo, but Mario’s privates were conspicuously absent. Why are Nintendo fans so angry?

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Instead, viewers were treated to a view of a concave butt that appears like Mario detonated a POW Block on it (a tool used to eliminate foes in the game). Even in “Paper Mario” from the year 2000, Mario’s posterior wasn’t a focal point of the game. Recently, though, gamers have been able to make the character in games like “Super Mario Odyssey” more “thicc” with the help of mods.

Twitter users expressed their sadness at Mario losing his cheeks in the new film.

Final Thought

Basically, Nintendo is looking its biggest fans in the eye while spitting on their legs. Moreover, why? The fact that these diehard fans already had an appreciation for modded levels and speed runs is a big reason why Super Mario Maker is expected to be a huge financial success for Nintendo. Now Nintendo plans to swoop in and essentially destroy the market that these fans created by removing their videos, while at the same time profiting from the market that they themselves created. I love it when people say things like that.

Nintendo could technically pull this off, but it would be a bad idea for the company. Nothing good comes from this except more dissatisfaction among the company’s fan base. Woah, you guys are smart.